This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. b=^VjWsOKRhPH\CSIBCsi?ptCs?(zw$DGW'URJdkn)Ms+[-+i5=j_~OA'V)= hEmh5Rt t&@z[`r4P%tYo h4-M[i RIP. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. We will add support for new countries and languages in the future. | , Burmese They finally came to Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other, and it fidn't dit. Chris filmed his version in a truck, which is one of his favorite filming locations. See, in English, Cinderella has two written parents: Charles Perrault's Cendrillon, published in 1697 in his Tales Of Mother Goose (yes, Mother Goose was a dude), and the Grimm Brothers'. And they lell in fove. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Finally he came to Rindercella's house. 70.63 It was exactly the sight rize! Espaol, Ukrainian But Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. Rearranging words and letters to alter th. I started failing two lines in and it went downhill from there, "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Note: This is the transcription (best of my abilities) of the Rindercella MP3 I have of Archie Campbell doing this. Now Rindercella's mugly other, and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some drancy fesses for the, bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go cause all she had to wear were some, old rurty dags. Rindercella - Told by Ken Iverson - YouTube Professional Portland Storyteller Ken Iverson tells this whimsical re-interpretation of a classic fairytale. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper. The adage youre only as good as your last performance certainly applies. endobj , Pidgin /Font <> That title must go to Ronnie Barker. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. About Mary. Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. asked the prandsome hince. Once upon a time in a corin funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name | In the video, he is wearing a cowboy hat and emphasizing a Southern twang to enhance the comedic effect of his tale. 225K views, 1.6K likes, 222 loves, 136 comments, 4.9K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Biscuits N Gravy's Roadhouse: Flashback Friday, 1969 and the 2nd Barbershop segment. This bit retells the story of Cinderella with . Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people '", Herbert Hoover is kind of a funny name to begin with: Try saying his name 20 times without messing it up at least once. Rindercella Spoonerism retelling of Cinderella fairy tale Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. /Contents 11 0 R But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!". He spotted the glainty sass dipper on the steps, and fowed to vined the droman of his weams. Espaol, Thai And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! Ting Vit, Wolof | One of the most famous ones was Campbell's telling of RinderCella: a girl who slopped her dripper, of course. Yes, it was posted last July, butwhile it looks like hes had plenty of exposure to the sun, wethink he should have more public exposure. I have one text version of this. The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. >>] The American comedian, actor, and writer, Archie Campbell, is best known for his role in the show "Hee Haw.". Portugus, Romanian He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. It's never been recorded except on a record album called Pardon My Blooper, but it was recreated for the album and not recorded from the original alleged mishap. Create an Account Already have an account? Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American Rindercella. said Rindercella and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks and losing her slass glipper. Enjoy! Franais, Mongolian And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight until nidmightand they lell in fove. mudfather and he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. 'Who's fust jarted?' NSN honored her with a Circle of Excellence Award in 2009. He returned to radio after the war and at the end of the 1950s, he signed a record deal. then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! Romn, Russian Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go. Ur& And finally the midclock struck night and Rindercella s___ed down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. 2023 Minute Media - All Rights Reserved. and it fidn't dit. At the end of the day, she was knucking. AmoMama creates engaging, meaningful content for women. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. Wolf. And so they were married and lived heavely after happwords. video. There is some question as to the authorship. , Creole A forkerism is the swapping of final consonants or sounds (for example, "felt pen" becomes "fen pelt"). Chewing Can! , Ukrainian of Mars Hill College, Archie first had a radio career, and then he joined the Navy during World War Two. | She ran out of the cuge hassle, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper. Suddenly, the mid clock struck night; Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! There's a word for that: It's called a Spoonerism. That should be, "Conquering Kings Their Titles Take. Wiki User . Now, the moral of the story is this: If you ever loll in fove with a prandsom hince, be sure and slop your dripper. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. >> <> And finally, the mid clock strucknight. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. | Polski, Portuguese - (BR) If I remember correctly, the guy did it standing on his head, but his face was made up to look like it was right side up. Filled with Spoonerisms,innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. Archie breaks out his. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some drancy fesses for the Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. She and the prandsom hince nanced all dight till nidmightand they lell in fove. ", George Carlin fans are probably familiar with his quip, "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." #Kn]^4ir.l=IBRDC/&W]le=bg~?TVlCWQ_+v6\R * Z] a.oV"bZ6)\*N@@E/QH|Q)tvvH[J.^vD^e8 mLRX6mNSA~,d. P, Slovak Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters. 11 0 obj Harry von Zell was talking about Hoover's life and times as part of a birthday tribute. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all of a sudden her gairy fodmother appeared. They finally came to Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other And all at once, the mid clock struck night. Archie Campbell's performance of Rindercella. she slopped her dripper! Finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go so she just crank down and shried. When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall the pransom hince met her at the door because he'd been watching behind a widden hindow. <> Then he tried lt on the two sigly usters and it fidn't dit and. And im not so sure about the former.". | Imagine the embarrassment when Hobley introduced him as "Stifford Crapps. of the mory is this: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to couldn't go so she just cat down and shried. There was also Beeping Sleauty. Mary also volunteers for NSN as co-chair of ART Force, working to gain increased recognition for fine art storytelling while maintaining recognition for folk . Romn, Russian And so they were married and lived heavely after happwords. His television career began in 1969 with Hee Haw, where he performed many hits which became quite popular. We collect and tell stories of people from all around the world. Now Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some dancy fesses for the bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go cause all she had to wear were some old ruddy dags. But this version posted by theDog & Partridge, in Springhead, Oldham, is up there as a contender for one of the best versions out there. shrieing when all of the sudden there appeared before her, her gary blisters. If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? | All the funny items on this website are fictitious. We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers. | Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. And he'd invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. Professional Portland Storyteller Ken. In memory of a great man -Ronnie Barker. Tok Pisin, Polish Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. pIiVG'9~v{*+5}Nroq(m69g7D+J\IUt!ZQ*|-Sr?5-J@it[ "tW~JPOV ND*`L =3L-x ~Vl@xl;Z 2_oV FnR80DkF7S# D =8I eGP c3l#=Jc;]J M"H{'^a w4z_^IU@lB8 1h=x;JD/Oa*D/CQI4zkLdt8A ~'Y@ lDEk#ktL =J 5|2+mc[6-MpkeFmLX|2k ?%jqSR*pt5/mrtjQXA7cU^NIC_ezO)JA8UMA?|nz&?6.ZQ{t@R7)wS7ZBKlISlq7. mK7RlTHN(X&yEzBh\Xu\ Also in this same coreign fountry there lived a prandsome hince, and this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall, so he invited people And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. Charles Perrault (1628-1703) published the first version of Cinderella in 1697. He came to Rindercella's house. We believe that every person's story is important as it provides our community with an opportunity to feel a sense of belonging, share their hopes and dreams. While it's all fun and games to most of us, it can be a career-threatening mistake when you're a radio announcer. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. IT workers must keep up to date with the latest technology trends and evolutions, as well as developing soft skills like project management, presentation and persuasion, and general management. He once wrote in a letter, "He said he was riding bass-ackwards on a jass-ack through a patton-crotch" (though we don't know whether Lincoln came up with that himself or was actually quoting someone). (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden). Franais, Mongolian Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook was written by Shel Silverstein and, as the title indicates, the book is crammed full with Spoonerisms: "Runny Babbit lent to wunch and heard the saitress way, 'We have some lovely stabbit rew, our special for today. The next day this pransome hince went all over. Archie Campbell's classic hit 'Rindercella' received a second wind in this video by Chad Prather. His childhood home has been modified into a museum about his life. endobj 2023 TechnologyAdvice. P, Slovak , Chinese - Simplified Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American So, his mouth was doing some wicked wierd expressions to add to the cucking falamity. Rindercella had a mugly other and two sisty uglers. Rindercella (As told by Archie Campbell) Once upon a time in a corn foundry there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. by Ronny Barker A Classic. , French - International said Mary Hinge. Also in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsome hince. And finally the midclock struck night and Rindercella s___ed down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. The next day, this pransome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Script: Archie Campbell on HeeHaw - watch it. See also: So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards. One of his main comic techniques was spoonerism when one mixes letters of words around. He introduces the video by honoring Archies memory and saying that the story is a reminder of the possibility for all relationships to go upside down and backward. SLAs involve identifying standards for availability and uptime, problem response/resolution times, service quality, performance metrics and other operational concepts. | Douglas Hofstadter coined the terms, forkerism and kniferism to classify two specific types of Spoonerisms. He tried it on her two sigly ustersand it fidn't dit. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Rindercella and her sugly isters. | Archie Campbell, a writer and the star of the long-running variety showHee Haw, loved to use Spoonerisms in skits on the show. Polski, Portuguese - (BR) , French - International lall in fove with you -- don't forget to slop your dripper! supports HTML5 So she just cat down and scried. Login Join Our Mailing List Get notices for new products, resources, and training events. Peacorn! but he said -- Rindercella, be sure and be home before nidmight or I'll You might be trying to say, "You have a cozy little nook here," but what comes out is, "You have a nosy little cook here." Site by Kadeau. Portugus, Romanian Copy. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and, this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people, for riles amound especially the pitch reeple. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. 6 0 obj BBC announcer McDonald Hobley ran into the same problem as Harry von Zell: a politician with a tongue-twister of a name. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fassive mart. | 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. The Story of Rindercella. Now the storal Infrequent purveyor of low-ambition smut like SCENT OF LOVE and DAUGHTER OF SATAN, Hardi Burton takes a slightly more ambitious stab at the genre with RINDERCELLA, a softcore quickie that still looks like it was cranked out in a single afternoon but plays better for embracing its slap-dash aesthetic. True or not, the joke that someone once said live on the air that the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation was "the Canadian Broadcorping Castration" struck a chord with people; the poor CBC is sometimes still referred to as such. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. All rights reserved. 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