Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. Just go towards the light. All rights reserved. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Xavier: Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. ", "Other kids could be cruel. Some o' them crazy cookies. 'Tear ducks'. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. But not like the others. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Me, I like to kill on the beach. Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- to death! 3. There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! The explosion hasn't even ended yet! With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Oh yeah? Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jack off Ill cock your clock off. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. [sobs]. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Hello? Xavier: A crying lady! Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Weiner, take all! The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Look at this cat. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Well it's 5:55. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. Bakery Employee: That's an odd thing to say. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Web. Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. Me put you in world of hurt. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. Woman 2: I gobble them while they gobble my filth. Mosquito: Twas my only chance to save these younglings. When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? Succotash, succotash, win some cash! Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" Sell custom creations to people who love your style. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, The heart of an explosion. Hold. Later, chompsky honk. It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. . Hale. It's just God's tears. (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Hold. WebXavier: Chief was deep. Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). But you buried it. Xavier: Other kids could be cruel. Xavier: I'm a survivor. Xavier: You need to slow it down. Hello!" It turns out that drawing he made was the painting that was just discovered. But I eat balls for breakfast. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. Hold. Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. People toss those words around like tennis balls. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. It's pretty cool. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Xavier: This must mean I've saved a life. Inhale. Chimp. Whos this? Xavier: No time to gab. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. Quotes.net. Why? Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). And a breakfast nook A sauna. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]. Bully #2: Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Like most folks, I've always been different. You only got one peni? Web Valve Corporation. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. Couldn't save my parents. Xavier: What *is* this place and who *am* I? Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? The Everchild: Don't you see? He even managed to talk a non-suicidal window cleaner he thought was about to kill himself into jumping off the building. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. Ill call your bluff, Ill see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand. Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. Ready? Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. We're a dying breed. Confront your future. [distorted] Processing. Ever-Child: You, Paul, When you were 6 and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. Hello!" It's notes he's not playing. For this is my destiny Clumso: Uh-oh! I love your wife. Here's my card. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. shattering their partially frozen bodies. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. JavaScript is disabled. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. Charge him a recycling fee! executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Mocho: You got a ghost to bring us cuckoo-bread. Did you know there are over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? You could say it started when I was a kid. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Did he clip you? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Best part is, I'm helping the earth, getting negative thirty miles to the gallon! My back is turned. Thank you so much for this. Many, many characters, often caused by Xavier himself. I've got to help those poor bastards. I'm gonna shit my heart. When a redneck dies after. Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. Well I eat balls for breakfast. Another episode features a vulture ripping out a dying man's eye and then flying away. Percy: These guys -- these Mexicans -- they carved their tag on me, and I was supposed to be the new mascot of the team, and they we're Mexicans, and they ruined my costume --. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. Rodney: You weren't supposed to say my name! Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. You even have a girlfriend. Mexican Gang Leader: I don't want Percy to be our leader anymore. Waaahhh! Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. I'm right here. It was you, damn it! All rights reserved. DJ: Oh! Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. You could say it started when I was a kid. All I remember is that I don't know my name, and that I can't remember if I do know my, uh, um. Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. You are on trial for being on trial! You can feel my hot breath on your neck. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? DJ: No time! The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! He totally missed the board. I'm the one who asked. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. Xavier: Life. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Of course, I could in this vein swap to Sadako from Ringu but I think Kayako is much cooler. Now there was a factory mix-up! Some folks say its every beat is the sound of god kicking an angel in the face. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. We're a dying breed. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Xavier: Aya-hu! Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. Xavier: I can take it. Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Processing. Or is it vice-reversa? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. It's intense! Oh come here. Please see the. Brat: I want universal oneness. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! The chaser has become the choste. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Depth Overload. Robby: Closure?! Look buddy, know when you defeated. Second Xavier: Oh, yeah? [groans]. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. I have no powers. I'll help you. Please view our rules and wikis before posting. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. You promised! You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. No, not Yoohoo. That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Valve Corporation. The camera then briefly switches to perspective of the eye as the crow flies away. I have the cure right here. Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. You say this factory is poisoning you? Hello? All rights reserved. We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Dweeb. I don't remember my name. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. To justice. That's where all my stuff is. Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. Man #2: My eye! Availible for a limited time only! Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Web Valve Corporation. Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. One step ahead of the policia. Close your eyes. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. Dance Music: Are you prepared for this moment? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. First Xavier: No. Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Oh, yeah. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. 2023. Bestial-ulating that skeeter? Watch. Someone left this in the lost and found. It depends on what you mean by "God". l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. It is only visible to you. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Im the real me! Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. Xavier: My god. Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. During his travels, he learns more about his Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: No. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Young Xavier: I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?! The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. Whos this? [typing] What Doth Life? Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Xavier: look at the two of us. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! Mexican Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived out initiation. As a. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. Of course all the standard technical analysis tools, indicators and charting functions are included in our FREE charting package, but we've gone Beyond Charts for those searching for more. Just hit the switch, Rodney, give a warm, troubled hey... 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